Do your elected officials get a little crazy around election time? Do they seem worried that they haven't done enough to win voters' trust and ensure another term? They might be suffering from Chronic Re-Election Paranoia (CREEP).
Maybe they've been taking Incarcerex.
Incarcerex relieves election-related anxieties. It creates the illusion that politicians are improving voters' lives by locking up people who violate drug laws.
It's a fast-acting, simplistic solution, but it has serious side effects that you should know about.
Learn more about CREEP, and find out whether your elected official has an Incarcerex problem.
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